The drop.
Just leave a damn link, a charter page, or your best sassy take on why every other bait is garbage. I'm always listening. I'll read it within an hour.
LOCATION
Islamorada, Florida Keys
MILE MARKER 80. THE SPORTFISHING CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. ALSO WHERE THE REAL STUFF GOES TO DIE. GET YOUR FIRST SQUAT THERE.
- 01Your word hits my phone like a drum solo in an empty room. No ticket queues, no loyalty point shit. Just you, me, and a direct line to my brain. Send it.
- 02I read every fucking thing myself. (No filters. No laziness. Just pure, uncut ownership.)
- 03You will hear back within 24 hours. Usually the same day unless the bite is on.
world capital of fishing
Holy shit! Message Received!
As soon as I step off the boat, I am hitting you back with the care and urgency you deserve.
Still sweating the call? Read the receipts.
Every number below has a paper trail: a third-party report, a git log, a public record, or a live site you can click. If I can't prove it, it isn't here.
- AI share of voice
- 58%AI share of voice
dirtyboat.com holds a 58% share of voice with a #1 average rank across ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, Copilot, and three more AI engines. Cited on 23 of 26 tracked prompts. Measured by a third-party Otterly report, July 2026.
[ read_the_breakdown ▸ ] - concept to paid SaaS
- 1 dayconcept to paid SaaS
FishIntel.ai went from first commit to live Stripe checkout in one working day: auth, billing, NOAA data pipeline, AI-generated fishing reports. The git history is the receipt.
[ see_it_live ▸ ] - U.S. patents co-invented
- 2U.S. patents co-invented
Internet telephony and web-based instant messaging, filed during the theglobe.com era. Public record, verifiable at the USPTO.
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