The Manifest
Strategy first, then kick ass.
This is not web development with a bow on it. This is actual strategy-led growth work: the site, the SEO, the conversion fixes, the automation, and the run to deliver all of it, from one operator with no crew to pay off.
A site is not real until it pays. Unless you are just hosting a graveyard of jpeg slop and digital detritus, then sure, you win. Click here if your revenue is what matters.
Did You Find It?, Tried. True. Locked In., hit me up, paid. Listen. I am the boat. Your little website URL is the raft. My job is to drag you out of the soup and into the ocean where the fish actually come. Everything else is just calm water. It feels good. Doesn't mean shit.
Website Promotion
Traffic that turns into phone calls.
02Local SEO Now your digital napkin lives in the zodiac.
Own the entire map from Key Largo to Key West. Stops. Starts. Stops everywhere else. Your island. Your route. You literally own the key.
03AI Development
AI where you get paid: booking, answering, ranking.
04Keys Web Design
By a developer you can meet at the dock.
Not sure ChatGPT or Claude can even read your current site? Run the free AI website audit first. It checks crawler access, schema and citability in about 20 seconds.
24 HOURS OF GROUND BATTLE
Back in Miami's club scene we designed, printed, and moved 10,000 flyers in 24 hours for that night's event. That was the bleeding edge. Now I move complete websites in 24 hours or less with AI. Same energy. Same speed. Cleaner product.
Single Page
A single scene. Mobile that actually works. A contact form you can probably delete later. SEO that will actually get you seen. Done by tomorrow morning, before you’ve even had your second cup of coffee.
Take the fucking run., single pageMulti-Page
I craft full multi-page sites that actually run your business instead of collecting dust. I handle your CMS, dial in your SEO, wire up analytics. You sign off. I ship your site in 24 hours. Done.
Book the run, multi-pagePartner Build (but with the trust earned, not handed out like a participation trophy)
You have that business gut feeling humming in the back of your skull. Zero dollars in the bank account to back it up? Perfect. Let’s talk. I’ll build the thing for skin in the game. A piece of the action.
I don't want your upfront blob shit. I want your skin in the game. A partnership that actually thrives or dies together where I take a cut and not your fucking cash. Unless I'm filling it. Apply below then.
Want a bigger boat?
Custom builds that actually move dots. And upkeep that keeps the operation from catching fire before the real war starts.
Full Build
Custom design with advanced features. Scoped completely to your business. Never a template. It is built specifically for your place in the game.
$2,000 deposit · 14-day turnaround
- ✓Custom design from scratch
- ✓Advanced booking integration
- ✓AI chat widget
- ✓Database & CMS setup
- ✓API integrations
- ✓Payment processing
- ✓Performance optimization
- ✓Ongoing support plan
Monthly Retainer
Your hideout is doing just fine. Until the day it’s not. This service covers hosting, updates, monitoring, and someone actually watching the radar so you don’t miss the invisible storm.
- ✓Managed hosting on Netlify
- ✓Monthly content updates
- ✓Security monitoring
- ✓Performance reporting
- ✓SEO monitoring & tweaks
- ✓Priority support
- ✓AI-powered analytics reports
Let's Talk on the Water
Book a charter out of Islamorada: half day, three-quarter, or full day. We will plan the run while the lines are in the water. Real fishing, real planning. No Zoom required. 🎣
CHOOSE YOUR TRIP
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How a Run Unfolds
You drop the shit
Tell me about your business, what you need, and when. Two minutes.
You Get the Manifest (Yeah That One. The Whole One)
Your project brief gets digested by the machine. In a few minutes you wake up to an email with a number, a schedule, and a game plan. I sit under every quote like a human shield. I read every single one. I sign off. You can trust it.
Drop the deposit or we’re flaming in place
Lock the run with a deposit and I start immediately. No waiting weeks for a kickoff meeting.
Review. Refine. Ship it or I’ll eat my hat.
You get a staging link. No drama. No waiting around. We tweak it, fix it, punch it in the nose until it doesn't suck. Then we push it live and watch that shit work.
Receipts, not vibes.
Every number below has a paper trail: a third-party report, a git log, a public record, or a live site you can click. If I can't prove it, it isn't here.
- AI share of voice
- 58%AI share of voice
dirtyboat.com holds a 58% share of voice with a #1 average rank across ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, Copilot, and three more AI engines. Cited on 23 of 26 tracked prompts. Measured by a third-party Otterly report, July 2026.
[ read_the_breakdown ▸ ] - concept to paid SaaS
- 1 dayconcept to paid SaaS
FishIntel.ai went from first commit to live Stripe checkout in one working day: auth, billing, NOAA data pipeline, AI-generated fishing reports. The git history is the receipt.
[ see_it_live ▸ ] - U.S. patents co-invented
- 2U.S. patents co-invented
Internet telephony and web-based instant messaging, filed during the theglobe.com era. Public record, verifiable at the USPTO.
[ check_the_patent ▸ ] - online revenue, Robbie's of Islamorada
- $7.1Monline revenue, Robbie's of Islamorada
Webmaster since 2016 for one of the most-photographed marinas in the Florida Keys. More than $7.1M in online revenue has moved through the booking network I built and maintain, over a ten-year retainer that is still running.
[ view_case_study ▸ ] - businesses on Local Keys Guide
- 53businesses on Local Keys Guide
A full WordPress to Next.js migration: business directory, events calendar, and map search for the Florida Keys community.
[ view_case_study ▸ ] - this site, scaffold to shipped
- same daythis site, scaffold to shipped
kitmobley.com went from first commit to complete build in one afternoon. The 24-hour promise, applied to my own storefront first.
[ how_it_was_built ▸ ]
Size the job before you send it.
Four questions. The panel on the right picks the tier, lists the scope, and loads it into the quote form so I read exactly what you have in mind.
Request a Quote
Tap the form, take a minute to fill it out, and a scoped quote hits your inbox within an hour. I read every single one personally and I am weirdly good at solvent questions.
Quote Request CONFIRMED
Sweet numb cakes. You're in. Payattention to your inbox because I'm about to become your new best friend.
Join the Madness
Bring your idea to the table. If I like it, I want a slice of the future, not just a paycheck.
Application Received! (Yeah. Yeah, it’s in.)
Got a half-baked or fully caffeinated idea? If it’s got actual legs, you’ll hear from me inside 48 hours. No icebreakers, no third-party pleasantries. Just business.